i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
there was a trapeze. enough said
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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