at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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