can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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