You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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