just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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