I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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