i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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