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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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