oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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