Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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