Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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