girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Im part way to drunk.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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