Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just found a bag of teeth...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
