she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
