the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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