So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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