But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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