How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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