If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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