I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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