I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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