Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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