I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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