Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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