dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My dick has a subreddit
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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