...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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