My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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