porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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