you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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