My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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