Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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