I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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