scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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