i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
