Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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