Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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