Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Life is so much better after having sex.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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