the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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