I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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