I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think your dad took our porno
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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