Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you never un-have a 4some
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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