I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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