So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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