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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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