Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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