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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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