if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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