i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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