When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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