May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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