i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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