Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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