she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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