Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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