you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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