I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Girls should come with a carfax report
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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