I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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